Obama Chia Pet Sales Halted.
We have Obama apparel, hats and tees, presidential coins, plates, medallions and juice glasses. Why can’t we have a presidential chia pet, too?
Oops! They’re out of stock. Yeah, right.
Heat up the tar bucket and grab a feather pillow. Light up the torches and grab the pitchforks. Someone should pay for this affront to free speech.